My name is Ziggy, if you care to know.
I grew up nearby, in a place called Como.

Unlike the real zebras that live in the zoo,
  I’m extremely docile and never go poo.

I am unique, like every other zebra,
  and demand justice, similar to a Libra.

Into your affairs I will not muddle,
  but Ziggy is here if you want to cuddle.