My name is Ziggy, if you care to know,
  grew up nearby in a place called Como.
I am unique, like every other zebra
  and demand justice, similar to a Libra.
Unlike the real ones, which live in the zoo,
  I’m extremely docile, and never go poo.
Into your affairs, I will not muddle
  but Ziggy is here, if you want to cuddle.