Games Plow Trucks Play
When wheeling garbage carts out with snow blowing ‘round,
beware of plow trucks aiming to knock them down.
It’s a game plowers play, and the truck always wins
when they knock down trash cans like bowling pins.
I see red at the sight of orange plow trucks,
as the carts are mowed down like sitting ducks.
The recycling bin? I’ve no luck with that;
plow truck driver squashes it, just as flat.
beware of plow trucks aiming to knock them down.
It’s a game plowers play, and the truck always wins
when they knock down trash cans like bowling pins.
I see red at the sight of orange plow trucks,
as the carts are mowed down like sitting ducks.
The recycling bin? I’ve no luck with that;
plow truck driver squashes it, just as flat.
And revealed in the snow from toppled bins
are signs of life, complete with the sins.
Grounds, moldy cheese, half-eaten scones,
wine bottles mingled with chicken bones.
Drivers score the spills and rank their spreads,
with extra credit for rousting from beds.
A first world problem, but it still sucks;
maybe should’ve slipped them a few extra bucks.
To avoid a front yard garbage potpourri,
timing is critical and good placement is key.
I also bless my bins the night before,
anything to deny the truck another score!