This extreme form of grotesque competition 
 consists of automobiles engaged in demolition.
It requires the skills of a crash tactician
  and drivers free of collisional inhibition.

They demonstrate the tricks of mechanical magicians
  as they keep the fuel flowing and pray for ignition.
Heads up, guard the grill, nurse those transmissions,
  and be wary at all times of enemies’ positions.

It begins as a mission, then becomes tradition.
Minors can compete, with parental permission.
A trophy is the premier demo acquisition,
  but proud few will earn this ultimate recognition.