A letter from the Neptune Society arrived today
  proposing their solution to bodily decay.
It was a completely thoughtless, I must say,
  being addressed to a person who has passed away.

Dear Carol my mother-in-law, loved to this day,
  who, two years ago, met her final destiny.

I returned the card in their prepaid envelop
  and included some choice words in a note.
The USPS charges Neptune to deliver the reply
  my tiny way of sticking it in their eye!